April 2005


The bind of successfully breaking into one’s own home for the first time – after locking myself out early this morning with only a bag of dirty laundry, some soap, and the wrong keyring – if I can do this, somebody with longer arms could do it even faster.

I forgot about the other options, other I mean than rubbing out vowels, which is blog as to-do-list, and I wish mine had only one item. That item would be to stop sla k ng o f and get Gary’s comic.

In items crossed off my list department: the camera now has a 128 mb (as opposed to the measly 16 I’ve been working with) memory card.

Department of Cryptic